Bm
                G6     Em7
I never got the elbow
      A
Just telling you
   F#m7
Before you go
      G           Em7
Only telling you
      A           A  A
Just so you know


Bm
                G6     Em7
I never got the elbow
    A
I slung it in
       F#m7
Had it up to here
        G              Em7
I just pulled the pin
          A
Went and had a beer


Bm
                         G6      Em7
I used to love a bit of folding
          A
Just for getting by
   F#m7
A wad of cash
           G            Em7
Now that’s out of date
     F#m7
And so am I
    G            G  A
As pie and mash


        G  Em7
S’cuse me
        A  Asus4  A
S’cuse me
     (A7)        D/A
Have you got my roll?
    G     Em7
My roll?
          A     A  A
My bacon roll?


Bm
                       G6      Em7
The time they took us bowling
           A
What was that about?
         F#m7
I thought what a joke
   G             Em7
I just went out
     A           A  A
And had a smoke


Bm
                      G6      Em7
Then the white water rafting
            A
Just some know-it-all
          F#m7
With the new regime
           G          Em7
There to show us all
        A            A
How to build a team


       Bm                      G6       Em7
He says what do you think we’re doing?
        A
I said don’t ask me
      F#m7
I’ve no idea
          G               Em7
They all laughed at that
  F#m7           F#m7 G         A
That was pretty funny actually


        G  Em7
S’cuse me
        A  Asus4  A
S’cuse me
     (A7)        D/A
Have you got my roll?
    G     Em7
My roll?
          A
My bacon roll?
     (A7)        D/A
Have you got my roll?
    G     Em7
My roll?
          A     A  A
My bacon roll?


A

I could order you a toastie
            A
Just like that one there
        G                 D/A     A
Or the same in plain white bread

When you’re dealing with a toastie
        (A7)        G
What do you prefer
          F#
Brown or red?


| Bm G6 | Em7 A |
| F#m7 | G Em7 | A | x2

| A |


Bm
                G6     Em7
I never got the elbow
      A
Just telling you
   F#m7
Before you go
      G           Em7
Only telling you
      A
Just so you know