Totally Gay

What's it like to be gay?
When you're gay
Every day is a nonstop cabaret
You've got style and flair, you're loved everywhere
'Cept for North Carolina!

Bears and queens, and Catholic tweens
The world's your buff buffet
Come and join in the fun, say hello to tight butts
And goodbye vaginas

Be gay, totally gay (be gay!)
Not just by ephemera, a ti fa ti ve
But genuinely gay
There's a new life calling today

Come be gay
Be a bright and shining rainbow
Yes, you'll find your new identity
In the LGBT community
Oh

I'm gay, totally gay! (He's gay!)
I'm a fabulous, flouncing loud and proud cliché (sashay!)
On display (all day!)
And I've found my calling, today (hooray!)
Oh, shanté (so gay!)

It's a flaming hot pink letter day
I'm not the boy I used to be
I'm here, I'm queer
Get used to me
I'm gay
(He's absolutely, undeniably gay)