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[Verse 1]
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Well I've got a steady job that pays enough 
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A second hand car that don't break down much 
        G           
I got a two-toned hound dog wagging it's tail 
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Ed McMahon promisin' a million in the mail 
G                         C        G 
Oughta be enough to see a poor boy through 
       D  N.C.                 F         D 
But it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you 


[Verse 2] 
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I've got every 8-track that Elvis ever made 
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Crank it up loud and dance the night away 
      G 
I got Chardonnay chillin' in the frigidaire 
D 
Dozen ways of telling you how I care 
G                             C       G 
Just out the window there's a lovers' moon 
       D  N.C.                 F         D 
But it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you 
 

[Chorus]
               G 
If I ain't got you 
 D     
Baby it's all in vain 
               E7 
If I ain't got you 
     A7 
It's like a honeymoon with out champagne 
 
A shiny set of rails without a train 

[Instrumental]
G  D  E7  A7 

[Verse 3]
          D  N.C.                                      D
Well I've got a little dream about the rest of my life 
D  N.C.                                          D
Find the perfect girlfriend and make her my wife 
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Start a little family and watch it grow 
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Visit on Sundays after we get old 
G                          C          G 
Make enough love to last a whole life through 
       D  N.C.                 F         D 
But it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you 


[Chorus]
               G 
If I ain't got you 
 D     
Baby it's all in vain 
               E7 
If I ain't got you 
     A7 
It's like a honeymoon with out champagne 
                                     D
A shiny set of rails without a train

[Ending]
        A                      C        G 
I got a double-wide heart with room for two 
       D                       F         D 
But it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you 
      D                       F         D 
No it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you 
      D  N.C.                 F         D 
Ah it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you