Intro/Verse riff:
E|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
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D|-----------4-4-2---2-2-0-0-0---------|
A|--2-2-2-2--------------------4-4-----|
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Verse 1:
(riff)
Ten cent lovers
(riff)
beneath the covers
(riff)
Riding on a wet dream
        B5              D/A  G
Silver tonic free

Verse 2 (same as V1):
High stool sweet tarts
Equipped with green cards
Chomp their 401k's
Semi-chocolate brie

Break: F#5  E5

"Chorus" (Riff 2):
A5                 F#5
Digging in Los Cruces
        E5              D/A
for an army drab container
Carbon dating clothes
for the last time they were washed

Verse 3 (same as V1):
Shelby and Sheila
Onomatopoeia
Catch hang nail on Banion
Shiver Martin Sheen

Verse 4 (same):
Preschool mothers
in Technicolor  <-- another cool distorted lyric (tm) :)
Are fire bombing Dresden
Stanton, Harry Dean

"Chorus" (riff 2):
Feeding line caught tuna
to a neutered Bodhisattva
Writhing peached for the President
Out on the White House lawn
Beating Herbert Hoover
With a leather tipped Pinada
Thorn and Katy drink the milk
tinted Amerasian Green