My Funny Valentine
Matt Monro
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My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art
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Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak, when you open it to speak?
Are you smart?
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little Valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's day