If Dragons Were Real

Matt Storer

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    Your favorite dinosaur's a t-rex?
    Well that's nuts
    My favorite dinosaur's a
    Quetzalcoatlus!

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    Um, that's technically a-

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    Pterosaur, terror soars
    Well enormous, hella gone
    Prey in ancient Texas oughta
    Pray they haunches well evolved
    More horrific megafauna
    Tellin y'all was never born
    Take a tank on steroids
    Add some bat, giraffe, and pelican
    Ate up the cretaceous
    Till a dragon-slaying act of God
    Saved some caveman ancestors
    From soiling loincloth when they saw

    (Quetzalcoatlus)
    It's a lizard that's a plane, bro
    (Quetzalcoatlus)
    Lemme stick on on the haters, though
    (Quetzalcoatlus)
    Extinction pinched my spirit animal
    (Quetzalcoatlus)
    Quetzy, hit us with the barrel roll

    Named for the great snake God of the aztecs
    A greater frame as never graced the earths airs
    So thank the fates you're not gazing up, dreading
    Quetzalcoatlus

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