I'm Soft

Please be nice, I'm very soft!

I like telling strangers have a nice day
(I'm soft)
I cry at movies when they get really deep
(I'm soft)
Squishing bugs makes me really upset
I try to catch them and release them every chance that I get
(I'm soft)

I saw that comment you left on my last video
And you should really know

Words hurt
Motherfucker words hurt
Sorry I said mother fuck*r that's pretty insensitive of me

Please be nice, I'm very soft!

Compliments make me cry out of joy
Every dog is a good girl or boy
I wanna hang but I just think I annoy you
But if we're honest, I just want to think that I am enough

I'm like an egg
I have a soft gooey center
And a slightly tougher exterior that's still pretty sensitive

Don't call me egg boy
Unless you're a close friend
Then you can call me egg boy
But it still kind of hurt my feelings