Intro:
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|--------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------|
|--7-----------------------------------------|
|--7-----------------------------------------|
|--5-----------------------------------------|
    [Let.......................Ring]
  (Sofa, Hyundai, Administration.......yeah!)


Verse:
[Pretty easy, just a basic blues hammer-on power chord]

|----------| x8
|----------|
|----------|
|----------|
|--777-9h--|
|--555-----|

Chorus:

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|-------------------------------|
|--7-----------9-----7----------|
|--7-----7-----9-----7-----7----|
|--5-----7-----7-----5-----7----|
|--------5-----------------5----|
    x14   x14   x8    x8    x14

Verse 2:

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|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--5///////7--------5///////7-----------------5////////7-----------------7------7-----777777777777777--|
|--5///////7--------5///////7-----------------5////////7-----------------7------7-----777777777777777--|
|--3///////5--------3///////5-----------------3////////5-----------------5------5-----555555555555555--|
 (Jeremy's Antique, the hamster just squeaks, james is such a geek and i really wanna know who the...
(Chorus)
..Stig Is


[I havent figured out the solo yet, so try to improvise it, or figure it out yourself by ear]

Verse 3:

(Same as verse 2)

Outro:

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|--7-----------9-----7-----9-----7-----9---------------------------------7-----------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-----7-----9-----7-----9-----7-----9---------------------------------7-----------------------------------------------------------|
|--5-----7-----7-----5-----7-----5-----7---------------------------------5----------------------------77777777777777777777-------7\--|
|--------5--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------77777777777777777777-------7\--|
    x14   x14   x8    x8    x8    x8   [Let.....................................................Ring]-55555555555555555555-------5\--|
                                      (Reputation to lose, thats why we siiing.. the top gear.........Bluuuuuuuuuuues............