My Family Is A Little Weird

My family is a little weird
Daddy wears a dress
Mommy grows a beard
All our neighbors complain
all the time
Really don't understand
my kind

Little brother was thrown
out of school
Drownin' kiddies in the
kiddie pool
Big brother lives in
city jail
Mom and dad won't pay
his bail

Big sister complains all
the time
She's hooked on barbs
and wine
All my aunts are lying
whores
All my uncles are drinking
bores

Grandma sells dope to high
school kids
Grandpa don't care, his
mind's on the skids
No one seems to understand
Not sure if I'm a woman
or a man