Dear Porcupine

Am             C
Drown me in my daily cup of tea
F                      E
Tell the porcupines to quit stabbing
 me
     Am                C
They make me fall, but I will stand
       F                         
'Cause all of them are jerks with 
       E
their cups in their hands
Am                         C
Now they want a whisper, a whisper 
from me
       F                           
'Cause all of them have watched me 
         E
on their big screen TV's
    Am                     C
But what about little old, little 
old me?
    F                     E
The one who got bullied because of 
her teeth

  Am                          
I hope you all are watching my 
 C
middle finger rise
       F                           
To the bullies in the schoolyard, I
 E
 know I'm on your mind
Am                           C
Now you say you love me, but what 
about before?
     F                          
When I was just the silly little 
 E
girl next door
   Am   C
Oh oh
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    F    E
Ooohoooh

Am                     C
Ladies, oh ladies, why are you so 
mad?
       F                     E
Is it 'cause I'm classy, and you're 
a trash bag?
     Am                       C
Your teasing and laughing resonates 
through my heart
    F                              
And now you're calling me 'cause 
  E
you want a fresh start
    Am                    C
Now look at you boys, you can't 
believe your eyes
    F                        E
You told me I was ugly and I took 
you by surprise
    Am                          
You should've been nicer, 'cause 
 C
look where I'm at
          F                       
While you copy Mac Miller wearing 
E
snap-back hats

  Am                          
I hope you all are watching my 
 C
middle finger rise
       F                           
To the bullies in the schoolyard, I
 E
 know I'm on your mind
Am                           C
Now you say you love me, but what 
about before?
     F                          
When I was just the silly little 
 E
girl next door
   Am   C
Oh oh
    F    E
Ooohoooh

Am                       C       
Why must you be so mean, talking 
                  F          E
trash about me?
Am                           C   
All I wanted was a friend to 
                            F 
laugh and cry and spend all of 
       E
eternity
               F     E
Or even just a week

( Am  C  F  E )

  Am                          
I hope you all are watching my 
 C
middle finger rise
       F                           
To the bullies in the schoolyard, I
 E
 know I'm on your mind
Am                           C
Now you say you love me, but what 
about before?
     F                          
When I was just the silly little 
 E
girl next door