Nurse's Office

      Dm
Don't cut me, punch me
A
Just let me go
Bb                 A
Into the nurse's office
                  Dm
Where I float away

I'm pale as the loose-leaf
A
Paper they grow
Bb                         A
From hollowing out all my lungs in 
the snow
          Dm
Yeah, I'm coughing
Am
I'm bleeding
Bb              A
Band-aids won't heal it
           Dm
Cause they hate me
        A
So I'm fakin
      Bb                      A
All, all, all this so they take take
 me

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        Dm  A
Take me home
             Bb              A
Give me that pink slip of permission
        Dm  A
This is old
             Bb
I'm tired of wishing
      A
I was ditching

( Dm  A  Bb  A )

Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh

Dm             A
Teacher, can I sit right there?
Bb                      A
This bitch behind me is cutting my 
hair
Dm
"No, just sit your ass down at the
A
Chalkboard and stare"
Bb                   A
I faked up a seizure and left outta 
there
Dm        A
Take me home
             Bb              A
Give me that pink slip of permission
        Dm  A
This is old
              Bb
I'm tired of wishing
Dm       A
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
Bb       A
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Dm
Take me home
A
Give me that pink slip of permission
Bb
This is old
A
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
Home
O-o-old