Okie Form Muskogee

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We don't smoke marijuana in 
Muskogee;
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We don't take our trips on LSD
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We don't burn our draft cards down 
on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' 
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free.


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I'm proud to be an Oakie from 
Muskogee,
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A place where even squares can have 
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a ball ----
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We still wave Old Glory down at the 
courthouse,
And white lightin's still the 
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biggest thril of all

We don't make a party out of lovin';
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' 
woo;
We don't let our hair grow long and 
shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San 
Francisco do.

And I'm proud to be an Oakie from 
Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have 
a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the 
courthouse,
And white lightin's still the 
biggest thril of all.

Leather boots are still in style for
 mainly footwear;
Beads and roman sandals won't be 
seen.
Football's still the roughest thing 
on campus,
And the kids here still respect the 
college dean.