So Round So Firm So Fully Packed

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So round, so firm, so fully-packed,
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That's my gal.
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So complete from front to back,
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That's my pal.
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Toasted by the sun,
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And I'm a son-of-a-gun, If
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she don't make my five o'clock shadow,
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come around at one.
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You can bet your boots I'd walk a mile
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Through the snow,
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Just  to see her toothbrush smile
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They mention on the ra--di--o.
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If you don't think she's a lot of fun,
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Just ask the man that owns one.
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So round, so firm, so fully- packed,
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That's my gal.

[Verse 2]
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So round, so firm, so fully-packed,
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That's for me.
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She's just like a money-back Guarantee.
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Like a  barfly goes for drinks,
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Like the bobby-socks goes for Frank,
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And  just like Jesse James would go for
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money in the bank.

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From head to foot she's perfect size.
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She's a whiz,
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Always wears her forty-five
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Gun  that  is.
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She's got the look that's so impressin'.
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She's got the pause that's so refresh-in'.
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So  round, so firm, so fully- packed,
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That's my (G) gal.

[Verse 3]
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She's done told me that I'm top-hand,
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It won't be long till she wears my  brand.
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So round, so firm, so fully- packed,
D7         G
That's my  gal.