Patriarch On A Vespa

 G#/C
E|---| 
B|---| 
G|---| 

D|-6-|
A|-3-|
E|-4-|

G#m*= G#m with hammer on E|--7-- 
(listen for timing)

B D# C# play as power chords
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[Intro]
G#m*
Em           B           D#
B      D#   C#
B      D#   C#


[Verse]
B                            D#  C#
   Promiscuous makes an entrance
G#/C                      C#
Her mouth is full of questions
D#                   G#m
Are we all brides to be?
D#              G#m          E
Are we all designed to be confined?
Continues after the ad
Buy ourselves chastity belts and 
G#m*
lock them
E                               G#m*
Organize our lives and lose the key
E                            G#m
Our faces all resemble dying roses 
from trying to fix it
B    D#
B    D#
            Trying to fix it
B    D#
G# (play on 11th fret) D#
                           Trying to
 fix it
B                           D#
    When instead, we should break it
B                D#
    We've got to break it before it 
breaks us
E                               
Fear of pretty houses and their 
G#m*
porches
E                        G#m*
Fear of biological wrist watches
E                  G#m*
Fear of comparison shopping
E                              
Dogs on leashes behind fences, 
G#m*
barking
E                               
Pretty little pillows on floral 
G#m*
couches
          E                        
Until our faces all resemble dying 
G#m
roses
                      B   D#
Stop trying to fix it

B   D#
B   D#
G#m(11th fr.)  D#
B   D#
B   D#
B   D#
G#m(11th fr.)  A# (14th fr.) D# 
(18th fr.)

B      D#   C5
B      D#   C5
B      D#   C5
B      D#   C5

B                 D#   C5
   Patriarch on a Vespa
G#/C                      C#
     Runs a red and ends up
D#                G#m
Crushed under the wheel