Eb                          Cm
Falling for the creep, the body leech, here he comes
Bb                  F                         Eb
Vicious hypnosis, clenched fist saying it's wrong
                      Cm
To want more than a folk song
      Bb                             F
Underneath the shaker knit, he's a brick wall
          Eb                         Cm
She keep falling for the trick, vegetariate sing-along
 Bb                          F Gm F Gm F
Give a little kick with your fine thigh-high

F               A
Do-do-do, we're on to you
         G
Tearing her down, talking her down under your breath
          Eb
Making a mess
             Cm
See, she is happy you wanna break it

F               A
Do-do-do, we're on to you
         G
Tearing her down, talking her down under your breath
          Eb
Making a mess
             Cm
See, she is happy you wanna break it

F               A
Do-do-do, we're on to you
       G
Your phony roots, borrowed guitar
Eb                             Cm
Telling her what to think we are
                  F
You're the number one wet blanket
Eb                Cm                        F
Hardly a day goes by you don't try to break down

No, I don't buy it
       Eb                 Cm     F
You're still around, I wonder why

She just keeps

[Verse 2]
Eb                          Cm
Falling for the creep, the body leech, here he comes
Bb                  F                        Eb
Vicious hypnosis, clenched fist saying it's wrong
                     Cm
To want more than a folk song
     Bb                            F
Underneath the shaker knit, he's a brick wall
          Eb
She keep falling for the creep
     Cm
The body leech coming on
 Bb                 F
Vicious hypnosis, clenched fist saying
      Eb                        Cm
It's wrong to want more than a folk song
      Eb                        Cm
I'm wrong to want more than a folk song
      Eb                        Cm
I'm wrong to want more than a folk song
      Bb                             F
Underneath the shaker knit, he's a brick wall
          Eb                         Cm
She keep falling for the trick, vegetariate sing-along
 Bb                          F Gm F Gm F
Give a little kick with your fine thigh-high

[Interlude]
F          C
Do-do-do-do
F          C
Do-do-do-do
Eb         C
Do-do-do-do
Eb         C
Do-do-do-do
Eb         C
Do-do-do-do
Eb         C
Do-do-do-do
Eb         C
Do-do-do-do
Eb         C
Do-do-do-do
Eb         C
Do-do-do-do
Eb         C
Do-do-do-do
Eb         C
Do-do-do-do
Eb         C
Do-do-do-do
Eb         C
Do-do-do-do
Eb         C
Do-do-do-do

[Verse 3]
N.C.
Do-do-do, we're on to you
         G
Tearing her down, talking her down under your breath
          Eb
Making a mess
             Cm
See, she is happy you wanna break it

F               A
Do-do-do, we're on to you
      G
Your bathing suit, borrowed guitar
  Eb                          Cm
Telling her what to think we are
                  F
You're the number one wet blanket
        Eb                     Cm  F
You're still around, I wonder why
        Eb                     Cm
You're still around, I wonder why
                   F
You're the number one wet blanket