Weekend Wars

For Dm:
E|------1------------|    
B|--3-------3----3---|    
G|----2-------2------|    
D|-0-----------------|    
A|-------------------|    
E|-------------------| x2 


For C:
E|------0------------|    
B|----------3--------|    
G|--0--------0---0---|    
D|----2--------2-----|    
A|-3-----------------|    
E|-------------------| x2 

(and so on for the rest of the 
chords)

[Verse]
Dm                     C     G
Evil S I yes to find a shore
  C                  G         F
A beast that doesn't quiver anymore
    Dm                  C         
And we could crush some plants to 
         F
paint my walls
            Am                 
And I won't try to fight in the 
          F
weekend wars
Dm                       C     G
Was I? I was too lazy to bathe
   C                 G             
Or paint or write or try to make a 
F
change
    Dm            C            
Now I can shoot a gun to kill my 
   F
lunch
            Am                   
And I don't have to love or think 
     F
too much

[Refrain]
A Dm      C      F     A      
  Instant battle plans written
        Bb
 on the sidewalk
A Dm     C       F    A       
  Mental mystics in a twisted 
      Bb
metal car
A Dm       C    F      Gm    A
  Tried to amplify the sound 
  Bb        C
of light and love

[Interlude]
C  C/Bb  Am7 A7/C#

[Verse]
Dm                            
Christ is cursed of fathers and 
    C     G
mothers
Continues after the ad
      C           G                
Might even take a knife to split a 
F
hair
   Dm             C               
Or even scare the children off my 
F
lawn
          Am                       
Giving us time to make the 
  F
makeshift bombs
Dm                        C     G
Every mess invested was a score
   C            G            F
We couldn't use computers anymore
         Dm           C        
But it's difficult to win unless 
         F
you're bored
              Am                   
And you might have to plan for the 
        F
weekend wars

[Interlude]
Am   Dm
C    G
F

[Refrain]
A Dm      C       F          A
  Try to break my heart I'll 
           Bb
drive to Arizona
A  Dm       C      F       A  
   It might take a hundred 
              Bb
years to grow an arm
A      Dm      C      F      Gm
  I'll sit and listen to the 
    A  Bb       A
sound of sand and cold
Dm      C       F      A       
Twisted diamond heart, I'm the 
        Bb
weekend warrior
A Dm    C        F        A   
  My predictions are the only 
         Bb
things I have
A Dm    C    F      Gm    A  
  I can amplify the sound of 
Bb        C
light and love

[Interlude]
C   C/Bb  Am7  C/Ab
C/G

[Other]
C/G                   Bb/F
I'm a curse and I'm a sound
                  Bb
When I open up my mouth
                         F
There's a reason I don't win
                    C/G
I don't know how to begin
                      Bb/F
I'm a curse and I'm a sound
                  Bb
When I open up my mouth
                         F
There's a reason I don't win
                    C/G
I don't know how to begin

[Outro with fade out]
C/G                   Bb/F
I'm a curse and I'm a sound
                  Bb
When I open up my mouth
                         F
There's a reason I don't win
                    C/G
I don't know how to begin
C/G                   Bb/F
I'm a curse and I'm a sound
                  Bb
When I open up my mouth
                         F
There's a reason I don't win
                    C/G
I don't know how to begin