Ghosted

She said
I'm not into drama because life's too short
And I believed that until I saw her Snapchat score
Yeah, when we first met, she said we couldn't talk
Because our star signs don't match and that's against the law
She told me live my best life
When I'm with her
Don't want to live at all

I lose at least a couple brain cells every time she speaks
I wanna kiss her, but she hasn't closed her mouth in weeks
She tells me that she hates me each and every day
But she don't want to lose her streaks, so she always stays
She told me I was cancelled
I told her I will stand
For it all came to a standstill

And she said
Oh, if you were as funny as you are online
We'd have a perfect time, you know
I loved your private story but you're actually so boring
And I think it's time that you should go
You were great for an Insta post or two
But if it's quite alright, I'm going ghost on you

She likes to tear me down
She does it all the time
I played her this song
She said it sounded like
The worstest thing
She's heard in all her life

She stalks my location
When I am out at night
And if I don't respond
She tends to call me up
In fact that's her now
I wonder what she wants

If you were as funny as you are online
We'd have a perfect time, you know
I loved your private story but you're actually so boring
And I think it's time that you should go
You were great out there, when I needed you
But now the lights have dimmed, I think that we're both through

I tried to call but you never call me back
(God knows that we would have the perfect time)
Can't wait on your text, I'm too old for that

I tried to call but you never call me back
(God knows that we would have the perfect time)
Can't wait on your text, 'cause I'm too old
If you were as funny as you are online
We'd have a perfect time, you know
I loved your story, you're so so boring
I think it's time you go
You were great for an Insta post
I don't need you anymore, so I'm ghost
Oh, if you were as funny as you are online
Wish you were as funny as you are online

She used to love me but she don't no more
And I can tell 'cause I keep checking her Snapchat score