D
Jocko you jack off too much
                          A
You’ll wear the bone to a frazzle

Nee nee nee naw naw
     G                      D
I’ll wear the bone wherever I
            G                                            D
I’ll wear a bone, Don’t you grieve on me, just because I know
         A                    Bm
Ain’t no time, for your petty crime
          G                      D
Ahhhh, you’re beautiful-o, ho ho ho

D
Jocko you robbed a Baltimore train
                    A
And its starting to show

Nee nee, nee naw naw
     G                  D
I take a train wherever I
              G                                             D
Yes I take a train, don’t you greive on me, just because I know
         A                      Bm
Ain’t no time, for your foolish wine
                      G        D
Ahhhh, you’re lovable-o, ho ho ho


D
Got on the plane you were carrying a bomb
                      A
And you looked like a rocket

Nee nee, nee naw naw
  G               D
I got a rocket in my
              G                                             D
Yeah I got a rocket, don’t you greive on me just because I know
          A                   Bm
Ain’t no time, for your petty crime
                   G        D
Ahhh, you’re funny-o, ho ho ho

D  
Jocko’n in the city bank
                        A
His face covered with a hank
                   
Just want all your dough
  G             D
Cuz I need a little
               G                                            D
And I need a drink, don’t you greive on me, just because I know
           A                     Bm
Ain’t no time, for your foolish wine
             G           D
Ahh your funky, ho ho ho ho



D
Jocko’n in the grocery store
                        A
He stole a couple avocados

Stash em’ in his underwear
  G                D
A couple really was
               G                                                D
And I got a couple, don’t you greive one me, just because ya’ know
               A                     Bm
There aint no time, for your petty crime
                 G         D
Ahh, your bloody-ho, ho ho ho


D
Jocko’n in the movie theater
                            A
The audience lived there awhile
  
They kick  him out again
  G                  D
Caught him peein in the
              G                                          D
And I got to pee, don’t you grieve on me, just because I go
                    A                      Bm
And there aint no time, for your foolish wine
                   G            D
Ahh, you’re crazy-who, hoo hoo hoo


D
Jocko you stole my lighter you prick
                      A
And you don’t even flick

nee nee, nee na nein,
  G                     D
I told you the lighter was-
                        G                                            D
Well the lighter light fine, don’t you grieve on me, just because I know
            A                    Bm
Ain’t know time, for your petty crime
                      G         D
Ohh, you’re beautiful-ho, ho ho ho