What Made My Hamburger Disappear

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This man, he got onto the bus,
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Pointed a water gun at us.
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He said, "I'll owe ya ten G's
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If you can answer this for me:"

[Chorus]
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What made my hamburger disappear?
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What made it vanish into thin 
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air?

[Verse 2]
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Me and this woman layin' up,
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A gin and tonic from the cup.
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Locked and bolted the front door.
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A burnin' candle on the floor.

[Chorus]
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Woah, catastrophe!
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Candle lit the pillow on fire, 
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almost roasted me!
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I said, almost roasted me.

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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I went to Dave's Deli.
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I gone to fill up my belly.
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This man sittin' next to me;
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A heart attack, now, can't ya see?

[Chorus]
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He said, "What made my heart stop 
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beatin'?
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Must've been some bless-ed thing 
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that I was eatin',
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Lord, that I was eatin'!"

[Chorus]
Em                          G
What made my hamburger disappear?
Em                       C    G  
What made it vanish into thin 
 C  G
air?