Something isn't adding up on life
I'm the one who left for you, the one who's leaving me behind
Grass is greener on the other side
But that line is bullshit, and you and I both know it

It's 2 AM on Main Street
My friends are home with babies
Their happiness is doubling, my lack of it is troubling
And they've all got front yards, and minivans, and Christmas cards
Well I've got none of it, it's a different kind of humbling
Different kind of humbling

Life skills, I've got a couple now
I can live out of a suitcase for good work in front of crowds
Got some ups and downs to talk about
But it's not important
If I call, just ignore it

It's 2 AM on Main Street
My friends are home with babies
Their happiness is doubling, my lack of it is troubling
And they've all got front yards, and minivans, and Christmas cards
Well I've got none of it, it's a different kind of humbling
Different kind of humbling

Oh, oh
All this struggling, my adjusting
Thirty-something, it's all humbling
Not in love and always running
Know you were wondering

But it's 2 AM on Main Street
My friends are home with babies
Their happiness is doubling, my lack of it is troubling
And they've all got front yards, and minivans, and Christmas cards
People in their picture frames that understand insurance claims
Pickup trucks and credit scores
Who the hell's it even for?
The way that I've got none of it, it's a different kind of humbling
Different kind of humbling

Oh, oh
Different kind of humbling