Necktie

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There was a naked man standing in an
 alley

and he weren't wearing no clothes.
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A naked man was standing in an alley
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and he weren't wearing no clothes.
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He said all that I need I do believe
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Is a pair of black dress shoes

(That's all a naked man really 
needs)


[Verse 2]
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There was a red light lady standin' 
on the corner

lookin' like the richest woman in 
the world
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A red light lady was standin' on the
 corner
lookin' like the richest woman in 
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the world
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She had a fine fur coat upon her 
back
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and a string of cultured pearls

(Cultured pearls is the kind that 
sips tea and reads lots of poetry)


[Verse 3]
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There was a man found hanging in a 
jail cell

and they said it was suicide
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A man was found hanging in a jail 
cell
and they told me it was 
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suici-i-i-i-ide
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Now you can blame the social system
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But I still say it was his necktie

Necktie

Oh oh oh oh
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my my my
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Ooh necktie


[Verse 3]
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Now when I die won't you bury me

in a pair of black dress shoes.
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Put a fine fur coat upon my back
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and a string of cultured pearls too
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St Peter will be so proud to have a 
woman like me
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Come and see him when I die
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And you know that they won't keep me
 out of them Pearly Gates
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'Cause I'll be sure to wear my 
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necktie