Bored As Butterscotch

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[Verse 1]
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You're as bored as butterscotch,
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It's obvious we're through
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Silk stocking lying on the chair,
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Sunshine sticks like glue


[Verse 2]
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Kids are playing warrior
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In the blancoed yard outside,
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I tried to think of something
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I tried, I tried, I tried
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[Verse 3]
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The cat sleeps on the lino
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Dreaming of frozen mice
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You stroke your thigh with a 
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hairbrush back
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Pretending that it's ice


[Verse 4]
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The warrior triumphant
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Takes a dustbin for a ride
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Crying "Fear no more, the tyrant"
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He died, he died, he died.
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[Verse 5]
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The clock complains of sunstroke
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And then is heard no more
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A sick violin is put to bed
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By the corporal next door.


[Verse 6]
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The lid slips off the dustbin,
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The warrior falls inside
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Spreadeagled hurt his bottom
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And his pride, his pride, his 
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pride.


[Verse 7]
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You throw away the hairbrush at the 
cat
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And walk towards the door,
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Trace a final farewell
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in footprints on the floor.


[Verse 8]
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I thought about the violin
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and the clock that died,
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And like the wounded warrior
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I cried, I cried, I cried