Vulcan Ears

A       E
  In a tiny spaceship
F#m                  D               A
    With four legs a pillow and some sheets
                E            F#m
that's where my idols always meet
D                       A  E F#m D A E F#m D
  I'd like to be there now


[Verse 1]
    A           E     F#m   D        A     E  F#m D
I'm trying and trying every night to see a UFO
        A      E             F#m    D
But in case I don't, just in case I won't
            A       E       F#m  D   E E
I've got my fantasy to lean on


[Chorus 1]
D       E                F#m
 Vulcan eyebrows, vulcan ears That's what I dream of
D       E                F#m
 No more sorrow, no more tears Can't you get me beamed up?
D       E                F#m                          D
Vulcan logic, vulcan needs Quite bizarre but still a dream
        E                A   E F#m D A E F#m D
As I'm waiting for that beam


[Verse 2]
A        E          F#m      D   A        E    F#m      D
Bullshit bullshit is all we talk on this planet we call earth
          A        E                F#m      D
Since I'm tired of that I'll take a further step
              A      E      F#m    D E E
I think I'll find my way in space


[Chorus 2]
D       E                F#m
 Vulcan eyebrows, vulcan ears That's what I dream of
D       E                F#m
 No more sorrow, no more tears Can't you get me beamed up?
D       E                F#m                          D
Vulcan logic, vulcan needs Quite bizarre but still a dream
        E                A   E F#m D A E F#m D
As I'm waiting for that beam