To Whom It May Concern

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Tonight will be the last night of 
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my record-breakingly successful run
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in the lead role of the greatest 
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play of the century
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Unprecedentedly warm praise from 
critics and public alike
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has met my portrayal of a man at his
 desk who gives a damn

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"Oh, oh, oh, if I could only see 
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the clear blue sky from my office 
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window
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Oh, oh, then it would only take a 
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steel grey day and I'd take my 
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bow"

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I'd like to thank all my friends and
 fans for always pushing me to 
soldier on
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So one last time (for the cameras), 
my greatest soliloquy
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"Oh, oh, oh, if I could only see 
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the clear blue sky from my office 
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window.
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Oh, oh, then it would only take a 
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steel grey day and I'd take my 
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bow"

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To whom it may concern:
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I'd like to nominate myself to 
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receive an award.
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As a small symbol of recognition 
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for my body of work
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A lifetime of selling my body to pay
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 the bills
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But my heart and my mind are mine,
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Mine, you will not win this war
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This is just a battle
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Oh, oh, oh, well, I've 
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surrendered you my physical 
attendance here
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But no, no, no, you will not 
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take my soul
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Lest we forget why I'm sitting 
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here

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My letter to the Human Resources 
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Department said:
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"You started a war so you'll get 
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what you started"

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I'm only working here cause I 
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need the fucking money
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I'm only working here cause I 
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need the fucking money
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I'm only working here cause I 
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need the fucking money
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I'm only working here cause I 
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need the fucking money