Ecnegludni Fles Sseldnim

Chords
    A   E  G   C   D  Ab5  B5    
E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--2---1--4---5---7--6-----------
D|--2---2--5---5---7--6-----9-----
A|--2---2--5---3---5--4-----9-----
E|--0---0--3----------------7-----
  Bb5 Eb5
E|----------------------------------
B|----------------------------------
G|----8-----------------------------
D|8---8-----------------------------
A|8---6-----------------------------
E|6---------------------------------

You keep playing the chord to 
thecorrect rhythm pattern till the 
next chord,
or stop where i put '*'.


hello james, hi, i'm calling and 
interested in seeing if, um, i don't
 know, if
you book this band, um, that band, 
um, mindless, um, was it mind... 
senseless...
mindless... - uh whatever, you know 
what i'm talking about

A                                 
me like to go down to the church 
                   E
and drink some holy water

but i don't like it... the priest 
don't like it
                     A       *
but me can't seem to help it
A
sail away - oh - away - oh
                               E
you live me life free like a birdie

cause me like to sing

me likes what me do
                      A
and me can't seem to help it
G
i went to the zoo and saw some 
monkeys

i went to the zoo and saw some 
monkeys today
   C                               
i saw the giraffe but he didn't 
 *
make any sound
C                *
sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the
 words... um...
                       A *         
oh - we all going on a field trip -
A*              A*             
 a field trip - a field trip - a 
A*
field
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       A*              A*         
trip - a field trip - a field 
     A*            A*             
t-trip - a field trip - a field trip
A*
 - a field

trip
C
Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true
G                         G*
Mr. Harry, he drives the van
E             G      C       G
sometimes me bad... eat me dental 
floss
C              G          C     
pull him... pulling Jesus from 
     G                E
the cross - touch me thing
E                 C              
sing somebody stole my Amy Grant 
      A
records today
Ab5      A      Ab5
me think me turn 22 today
              D                    
will somebody get me a present 
Ab5   A     E
cause I turn 22 today
                 A*             G*
but they're not as pretty as Barbara
 Mandrel
         A*                  C    
then the milkman came - the 
                  E
milkman came and he took them fish
                        A*         
he took them fish now me crying - 
  A*
me crying
B5      C      B5    A          
the milkman make me cry... then the 
A
mailman came
E    G   A    G     E
drag me pee-pee on the floor
G            E
hide me sandwich in me drawer
G              E
the... hit my head against the door

this is some kind of dream
A
me likes to go down to the park
and take them nuts from them 
     E
squirrels

and... you know what?
E           A         G         
time is... it's the closet for 
A          G
me - the closet for me
A        E       G
it's so dark me cannot see
 A           G         A          
it's the closet for me - the 
 G*
closet for me
                     G*
Mr. Harry said that will teach me

No, I don't want to do the special 
olympics one
C                   D
my friend's the seat on my toilet
C               Bb5
and he always seem to shout at me
G           D       D*
oh, mister, don't you pee on me
G                   D
when I'm sitting it's a totally 
different story
G                Bb5
then he doesn't seem to play me mind
G             D             D*  
he's not afraid of my fat behind
    A*    C*   G*

Eb5     Bb5        G
and on the unfortunate occasion
Eb5      A         G
when I miss the bowl and pee on him
Eb5     Bb5        G
lets me off with a smile and a 
warning
Eb5     A    G
don't do it again...