Last Nights Fake Blood

G                           C
Washing off last night's fake blood

From an even faker cut
G
Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'
C
All over everything I own
F       G       C
Verse:
C
Merry Christmas, Hare Krishnas
                                       F
Don't you wish you had it as good as I do
                                            G
Nothing new to report from the floor of the airport, oh oh oh
C
They took my baby; they took it from me
                                                   F
That's the worst thing you could have done to yourselves
                                    G
Now I'm out for black magic revenge on all of your friends

There's a pet death comin'
Chorus:

Washing off last night's fake blood
From an even faker cut
Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'
All over everything I own

Verse:
C
Diamond death, there's nothing left for you and me
                            F
But a paper cut down from a family tree
                         G
Its leaves changing; now everything's gonna change
Chorus:

Washing off last night's fake blood
From an even faker cut
Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'
All over everything I own
C
Take my shrunken head from your shelf
Am
Witch doctor with your potions and spells
F
You're just another evil girl I will have to forget
G
It's such a fantasy with her, I don't have to pretend
C
That this isn't happening to me again
Am
Don't look here when you lose all your friends
F
Yeah, you can disrobe, take off all of your clothes
G
Look at you now, you're the one who's exposed