Gravity Is A Bitch

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You spend your twenties feelin'

That you're walkin' on the ceiling
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And you party like you're eight feet tall

You say workin's for the birds
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Chasing dreams in mini skirts
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From here everything seems small

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Then thirties come around

And you finally feel the ground
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Look around and maybe start planning
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For what the future holds
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And though you're far from old
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You moisturize and spend less time tanning

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You're hangin' over but you're hangin in
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You're startin' to look like all of your friends
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Conversation's turning from Rock and Roll
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To kids and politics and how much money you owe

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Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs
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You've got places that you can't even itch
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You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it
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'Cause gravity is a bitch

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Forty's kind of boring

And you spend your time ignoring
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The things you don't see so clear
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You're reflection in the glass
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Is gonna knock you on your ass
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You wonder how the hell'd you get down here

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You're happy in your fifties

Though things are kind of shifty
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At sixty you'll find peace of mind
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Go to bed at eight o'clock
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And comb your hair if you still got it
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'Cause you're almost at the finish line

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You're hangin' over but you're hangin in
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You're startin' to look like all of your friends
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Conversation's turning from Rock and Roll
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To kids and politics and how much money you owe

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Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs
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You've got places that you can't even itch
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You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it
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'Cause gravity is a bitch
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Yea gravity is a bitch
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I'm here to tell ya
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Gravity......   Is a bitch