E
You only love me for my big sun glasses
D
And my Tony Lomas
A
And my Dodge Dart classic
A
You said "I'll be Johnny and you be June
B
I'll ride with you to the moon"

But guess what?


[Chorus]

E A B A E
               You can't ride in my little red wagon
E A B A E
               The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin'
E A B A E
               You can't step to this backyard swagger
E A B A E
               You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like
E E A B x3 E
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah

E A B x2
(Kick it)
A                             B
Dadadadadadadada  Dadadadadada


[Verse 2]

E
Oh, heaven help me

I've been sewing wildflower seeds
D
And chasing tumble weeds

But that's just who I be
A
And you're just trying to slow this rolling stone
B
But I'm on to you baby

So guess what?


[Chorus]

E A B A E
               You can't ride in my little red wagon
E A B A E
               The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin'
E A B A E
               You can't step to this backyard swagger
E A B A E
               You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like
E E A B x3
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah


[Verse 3]

E
Oh, you only love me for my big sun glasses
And my Tony Lomas
I live in Oklahoma
And I've got long, blonde hair
And I play guitar, and I go on the road
And I do all the shit you wanna do
And my dog does tricks
And I ain't about drama, ya'll
A
And I love my apron
B
But I ain't your mama!
So guess what?


[Chorus]

E A B A E
               You can't ride in my little red wagon
E A B A E
               The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin'
E A B A E
               You can't step to this backyard swagger
E A B A E
               You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like
E E A B x3 E
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah