Two Rings Shy

Intro - G

G
I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to
 be your clown
G
Ain’t gonna paint this pretty face 
like you paint the town
        C
I ain’t wastin’ good mascara just to
 watch it runnin’ down
G                            D   
I ain’t gonna get dressed up just
                G
 to be your clown



Em
I could spend an hour on my make-up 
and my hair
A
Shoes too tall, dress too small and 
lacy underwear
C
Go down to the bar, buy myself a 
drink
A                                
Dangle there all perfect, like a 
C           D
puppet on a string




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G
I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to
 be your clown
G
Ain’t gonna paint this pretty face 
like you paint the town
        C
I ain’t wastin’ good mascara just to
 watch it runnin’ down
G                            D   
I ain’t gonna get dressed up just
                G
 to be your clown



Em
You got girls that sing and dance, I
 hear one's an acrobat
            A
You got ‘em swinging from the 
chandelier, well, honey I don’t 
swing like that
     C
The main attraction’s leaving, let 
the sideshow pay the rent
A                                 
Take this diamond back, and you'll
    C                    D
 be two rings shy of the big top 
tent




G
I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to
 be your clown
G
Ain’t gonna paint this pretty face 
like you paint the town
        C
I ain’t wastin’ good mascara just to
 watch it runnin’ down
G                            D   
I ain’t gonna get dressed up just
                G
 to be your clown




G
I ain’t gonna get dressed up just to
 be your clown
G
Tiptoe ‘cross the tightrope, 'til 
you turn me upside down
        C
Cut the cable, pull the net just to 
let me hit the ground
G                            D   
I ain’t gonna get dressed up just
                G
 to be your clown