Way Too Pretty For Prison

     C
They don't have rhinestone ball and 
chains
      Am
Lunch trays don't come with 
Chardonnay
    F                              
The bars there ain't got boys to 
     C
buy us drinks
     C
We'd stick out like two bottled 
blondes
  Am
I must admit it don't sound fun
    F                              
For fifteen girls to have to share 
    C
one sink


[Pre-Chorus]
   G
He cheated, he's a villain
        G    N.C.
And you know I'd help you kill him


[Chorus]
          C                  Am
But we're way too pretty for prison
F                           C
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'
    C
And I don't want to talk about
    Am
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
      F                  C
We're way too pretty for prison


[Verse 2]
C
Antifreeze and Gatorade
Am
Arsenic in his lemonade
      F
Takes just one snip to bleed his 
brakes
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       C     N.C.
But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't 
gonna do it)
      C
Yeah, we've been watching too much 
TV
Am
You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise
    F
But if we ask 'em they'd both agree
          C
We should put him through it (Don't 
put him through it)


[Pre-Chorus]
   G
He cheated, he's a villain
         G    N.C.
So let’s hire somebody to kill him


[Chorus]
          C                  Am
But we're way too pretty for prison
F                           C
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'
    C
And I don't want to talk about
    Am
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
      F                  C
We're way too pretty for prison


[Break]
            C
La de da da da (La de da da da)
            Am
La de da da da (La de da da da)
             F                     
La de da da, la de da da, la de da 
   C
da da


[Bridge]
          G
Well, the state won't pay for lash 
extensions
   G
No Sun Tan City, not to mention
     G
That lack of waxing situation
    G
Oh, no


[Chorus]
          C                  Am
But we're way too pretty for prison
F                           C
Hard time ain't our kind of livin', 
no
    C
And I don't want to talk about
    Am
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
      F                  C
We're way too pretty for prison


[Otro]
            C
La de da da da (La de da da da)
            Am
La de da da da (La de da da da)
             F                     
La de da da, la de da da, la de da 
   C
da da
            C
La de da da da
            Am
La de da da da
             F                     
La de da da, la de da da, la de da 
   C
da da