Edgehead7 - Sammy Sperm

Sammy Sperm- Edgehead7

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Tuning- Standard

Chords used:

D   xx0232
G   320003
E   022100
C   x32010
Am  x02210
F   xx3211
Em  022000


Intro
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    Erik loved Candace with love so dear
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   He constantly stayed with her for he felt sex was near
         Em                              C
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   One starry night, Erik's dream finally came true
     G                              D
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    And this is the story that I now sing to you
         Em                       C
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   There they were naked on the bed rolling 'round
     Am                           D
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   Having lots of fun and making weird sounds
    G                       Em
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   Erik   then   took   a     chance
    Am                           D
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 He began to masturbate that night
     G                       Em
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 And  it   was       that      moment
      Am                           D
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 That Sammy   Sperm    took  flight
       G                       Em
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 (Strum Chords)

   E         C             G         D
 Sammy was flying right through the air

            E           C           G        D
 With only half of a flagella; no cilia, no hair

      E           C           G        D
 His mind was determined, he knew his goal

     E      C             G       D
 He had to land inside Candace's hole



   F         G     Em     Am
 Suddenly, Sammy landed inside

     F             G                   Em      Am
 He began to swim upward; there was no time to hide

        F             G                 Em         Am
 Sammy knew that the egg waited at the end of the trail

              F         G                             Em   Am
 Would he be able to fertilize it? His emotions were pure hell

         F            G           Em        Am
 Sammy finished the journey and defied the odds

    F       G                Em     Am
 Pregnancy began because of Erik's rod

    F            G             Em      Am
 Candace was humiliated and extremely sad



  But hey,  come on,  herpes   isn't that bad!
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