Edgehead7 - Sammy Sperm

Sammy Sperm- Edgehead7

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Tuning- Standard

Chords used:

D   xx0232
G   320003
E   022100
C   x32010
Am  x02210
F   xx3211
Em  022000


Intro
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    Erik loved Candace with love so 
dear

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   He constantly stayed with her for
 he felt sex was near

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   One starry night, Erik's dream 
finally came true

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    And this is the story that I now
 sing to you
Continues after the ad

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   There they were naked on the bed 
rolling 'round

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   Having lots of fun and making 
weird sounds

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   Erik   then   took   a     chance

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 He began to masturbate that night

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 And  it   was       that      
moment

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 That Sammy   Sperm    took  flight

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 (Strum Chords)

   E         C             G     
 Sammy was flying right through 
    D
the air

            E           C         
 With only half of a flagella; no 
  G        D
cilia, no hair

      E           C           G  
 His mind was determined, he knew
      D
 his goal

     E      C             G   
 He had to land inside Candace's 
    D
hole



   F         G     Em     Am
 Suddenly, Sammy landed inside

     F             G              
 He began to swim upward; there 
     Em      Am
was no time to hide

        F             G           
 Sammy knew that the egg waited at
      Em         Am
 the end of the trail

              F         G         
 Would he be able to fertilize it?
                    Em   Am
 His emotions were pure hell

         F            G       
 Sammy finished the journey and 
    Em        Am
defied the odds

    F       G                Em  
 Pregnancy began because of 
   Am
Erik's rod

    F            G        
 Candace was humiliated and 
     Em      Am
extremely sad



  But hey,  come on,  herpes   isn't
 that bad!

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