Dave

C           G
I'm dirty Susanna
I've got problems with grammar
Am          Fm

C                             G
So boy where's your manners
                         Am        
Come buy me a slammer
          Fm


Am    F     X2

Am
She said how you doing
F
Welcome to Canning Town
          Am
I ain't got much money
And I talk real funny
        F
Now let me in the back of your van
                Am
Now then I've had a couple of drinks
       F
But you look a bit of alright
         Am
and I put your bands sticker on me 
primark knickers
         F
and I think that might have broken 
the ice

Am
And she told me her brother was a 
thief
F
A dead cockney for knocking out 
coppers teeth
Am
Her mum stayed home washing all the 
pots and pans
F
And when her old man came home he 
knocked her round
Am
And she told me her mother was on 
meph
F
Her daddy used to run with the ICF
Am                                
I like getting out now then to 
catch a breath and meet a bloke or 
               F
two
       Fm
And thats when she said

C                      G
I'm dirty Suzanna
I've got problems with grammar
Am

                           Fm
Some say it's my stammer
                             C
But it's not not my fault
                                G
So boy where's your manners
                          Am
Come buy me a slammer
                      Fm
And you'll get laid
                            C
And I will call you Dave
G                           Am
Yeah I will call you Dave
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F                                 
Even though your name is Steve
      C


Am
She said that her last fella
                          F
He was a proper upmarket guy
Am
Said he took her to the races
And all the nice places like Nandos 
      F
and TGI
Am
She reached for her sambucca
       F
As I notice her tatoo
Am
It was a love heart with Steve

It was written down her sleeve
              F
Yeah my last bloke was called Dave 
too

Am
She told me she stuggled with her 
speech
       F
And ducked a lot of school to go 
hang out on the street
Am
She tried so hard even *spoke of 
therapy*
F
No matter what she tried said it 
never worked for me
Am
She told me she never had no friends
      F
But made a few aquaintances by 
opening her legs
Am                                
I think you and me we could 
probably go the length and have a 
                          F
sprog or two
        Fm
And that's when she said

C                      G
I'm dirty Suzanna
I've got problems with grammar
Am

                           Fm
Some say it's my stammer
                             C
But it's not not my fault
                                G
So boy where's your manners
                          Am
Come buy me a slammer
                      Fm
And you'll get laid
                            C
And I will call you Dave
G                           Am
Yeah I will call you Dave
Fm                                
Even though your name is Steve
     C


C, G, Am, Fm

C
She said lets go out
        G
Lets go out to the cinema
               Am
There's a Vue in Beckton or Dagenham
          Fm
And it really ain't that far
C
You can bring the big van
                    G
I'll bring the condoms and we can
Am
Fuck all through the night
That's why they call me dirty 
        Fm
Suzanne

C
And if I should have a baby
        G
We'll get a council flat
        Am
Or maybe get a council house
Fm
Nah, you need three kids for that
C                                 
You can take me shopping to 
           G
Lakeside if we're flash
                      Am
And we'll have all we need
         Fm
Child Benefits and that

              C
I'm dirty Suzanna
G                                 Am
I've got problems with grammar
                           Fm
Some say it's my stammer
                                  C
But it's not not my fault
     G     Am      Fm


C                      G
I'm dirty Suzanna
I've got problems with grammer
Am

                           Fm
Some say it's my stammer
                             C
But it's not not my fault
                                G
So boy where's your manners
                          Am
Come buy me a slammer
                      Fm
And you'll get laid
                            C
And I will call you Dave
G                           Am
Yeah I will call you Dave
F                                 
Even though your name is Steve
      C