Two Good Things

G                   Em                       C
Trying hard not to look like I'm trying that hard
                     D            D (hold)
Failing miserably at everything, including that
G                  Em                         C
Making plans in my head right before I go to sleep
                       D                           G
Trying to think of who could make a better me than me
G                       Em
Maybe I'll shoot him an email
                      C
Maybe he'll give it a go
                           Em          D            G
Then I'll be free to just evaporate, disperse, or implode
                         Em
Picking at holes in my jeans
                 C             Em
There's so much God in my gene pool
G                                D     G
Not feeling lonely, I just like being alone

[Verse 2]
           Em       C     G                 D
I've called A through F already but no one knows
           Em       C        G             D
Why one girl, one band, two paychecks are more than I can handle
          Em           C             G                 D
Mathematically that can't be more than one end of a candle
         Em             C         G
Bottom of the ninth, can't find my socks

[Bridge]
      D
Lord knows
     Em            D           C                        Em
I'm stuck between two good things, but I just wanna get out
Em     D
Mom knows
    Em                      C
I should have been home an hour ago
        G          D                         C
But I'm still outside, not doing anything wrong
      Em                            C                       D
Just walking in circles, replaying high school songs in my head
               Em        C        G
Because it's better than lying awake