Old Mans Relationship Blues

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I've spent all my life wandering 
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around for that certain someone
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Said a man to me who looked old 
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and wise Think he was age 101
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He said I've been round the block
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 a time or two
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And I've learned women are just 
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no good for you
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And there's no way to keep your 
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glory
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cause in the end it's just the 
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same old story

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boy meets girl
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girl meets boy
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girl tries to play him like he's her
 toy
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boy kicks girl out and finds another
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Girl takes a shot at boy
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and boy files restraining order
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oh no
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oh no
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He said let me tell you my story 
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it's set long ago
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I was trippin' on this one girl 
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but little did I know
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That she was gonna' play me for 
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everything I had
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And now just the thought of her 
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makes me so damn sad
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She slept around on me with the 
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high school football team
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and as soon as I got her outta' 
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my head I met this girl like a dream
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and then the bitch got jelouse 
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and tried to make me see
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that if I didn't take her back 
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she was gonna' kill me
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I just ignored her and how was I 
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to see
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that ho would come to my door 
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with a gun and take a shot at me
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And then there was just no way to
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 keep my glory
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and in the end it's just the same
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 old story


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Then the old man said with a tear
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 in his eye
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and told my self I wouldn't do 
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this I said I wouldn't cry
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But I still see that psycho every
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 now and then
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Just last week I visited her at 
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the California state pen
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She's doin' real good she said 
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she made friends on the outside
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and that If I was a wise man I'd 
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go run and hide
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cause she's got every ex convict 
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in all of Cali
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lookin' for my shriveled old ass 
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yeah they're out to kill me