Welcome To The Phandom

      C
one click on a video can change your
 life
        F
when a guy named dan stumbles in 
with a “hi”
      Am
or a guy named phil in black and 
white

        G
either way it can change your life 
overnight
  C
llamas, lions, glabella’s too, 
things
 F
that used to mean nothing to you
Am
now your life’s a joke and you’re 
going broke
           G
and danandphilshop’s taking money 
from you

 C
all these things that once meant 
nothing
     F
now are your world and mean 
everything
     Am
you know their voices by memory
         G
and it kinda scares your family
                  C
welcome to the phandom we can suck 
you in
          F
with a couple of jokes and a couple 
of vids
         Am
you’ll slowly start to lose your 
mind
    G
but so is everyone else so it’s fine
    C
whiskering up your face in tears
        F
for a video that only comes once a 
year
          Am
getting hooked on anime thanks to 
dan
           G
cause he stole your heart and with 
it he ran
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          C
you’re getting high off of the 
sharpie fumes
            F
and your starting to wonder what 
they’ve done to you
         Am
you’re buying things that you don’t 
really need
         G
like a llama hat and tatinof tix for
 VIP
                      C
you’re part of the phandom


[interlude]
F Am G


        C
phil’s been around since 2000 and 6
        F
and he gave dan some editing tips
             Am
now they’ve got tons of subs and run
 the world
          G
and the minds of millions of girls
      C
but you’re not here just because 
they’re cute
        F
you’re here because they understand 
you
       Am
your awkward habits they’ve got them
 too
            G
and that’s why they mean so much to 
you
 C
all these things you didn’t 
understand
 D
now you’re calling them your dads
     Am
it freaks out friends and your 
parents too
                  G
so you ask the internet support 
group what to do

[speak this like a regular person]
because they’re threatening to put 
you in counseling because they think
 you’re crazy. please help, dan?

[slow g chord]
                  C
welcome to the phandom we’ve got 
lots of things
         F
like a stress mushroom and dan the 
meme king
    Am
we spend too much time on youtube
         G
to the point where time means 
nothing to you
     C
you cry too much about stupid things
          F
like the way dan and phil sound when
 they sing
      Am
it’s not too great, and kinda off 
key
          G
but it’s HSM’s breaking free
        C        F
we’re soaring, flying,
Am                       G
there’s not a star in heaven
                C
that we can’t reach

baby can’t you see
F
  i’m calling
Am                 F
   a guy like you     should wear a 
warning
   C*                       F*
somebody once told me the world i’d 
gonna roll me
   Am*                          
i ain’t the sharpest tool in the 
  G*
shed

                  C      F     Am
welcome to the phandom
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                  C      F     Am
welcome to the phandom
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