C
Hey waiter, hey waiter, hey waiter
C
Won't you bring me the change.
C
Hey waiter, hey waiter, waiting for the waiter
   Bb                    C
to bring me the change.

[Verse 1]
C
Hey waiter, did you see the signs
C
I’ve been waving for so long and I am running out of time
           F
There’s an awful lot of things I need to rearrange
           Ab                        G
And I have paid my bill, so please
             C
Bring me the change
                G       C
Hey hey, hey

[Verse 2]
C
Hey waiter, tell me where have you been
C
I’ve been stuck in here for hours
C
You were nowhere to be seen
         F
There is something ‘bout this place
F
That just feels a little strange
             Ab                                G
So make your way right over here, and please
             C
Bring me the change

[Interlude]
C
Hey waiter, hey waiter, hey waiter
C
Won't you bring me the change.

[Bridge 1]
Am                                              C
Why don’t you show up, why don’t you come here, please
Am                                        C
See, I’m already, yeah, I’m already on my knees
Am
I wonder why this takes so long
            D
Cause I can see you running
            F
You seem so busy trying to satisfy your clientele
        E7
But the change ain’t coming

[Verse 3]
C
Hey waiter, don’t you hear the rain
C
It’s been pouring down for days and now it rains again
          F
We should leave and move uphill to the mountain range
           Ab                              G
Before the flood is gonna come, so please

[Bridge 2]
             Am          F
Bring me the change
                       Am         F
You gotta bring me the change
Am
I wonder why this takes so long
            D
Cause I can see you running
            F
You seem so busy trying to satisfy your clientele
        E7
But the change ain’t coming

[Verse 4]
C
Hey waiter, I remember your face
C
I could swear that I have met you somewhere
C
In a different place
                  F
Feels like you’ve played this game forever
F
And it’s awfully deranged
           Ab                                     G
I call it “Waiting for the waiter to bring us the change”

[Outro]
C
Hey, Hey waiter, Hey hey
C
bring us the change.
C
Hey, Hey waiter, Hey hey
C
bring us the change.
C
Hey, Hey waiter, Hey hey
C
bring us the change.