Medical Love Song

...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Py
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  thon
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*


Intro:

Aaug

Verse 1:

       D                      
Inflam-mation of the foreskin, 
    A7
re-minds me of your smile.
I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for 
D              D7
quite a little while.
  G                G#dim     D   
I gave my heart to NSU, that 
            B7
lovely night in June,
  E7                             A7 
               Aaug
I ache for you my darling, and I 
hope you get well soon.

Verse 2:

(Faster):

   D                            
My penile warts, your herpes, my 
 A
syphilitic sores,
     A7                         D 
Your Moenelial Infection; how I 
                 D7
miss you, more and more.
     G               G#dim         
Your dnob's itch, my scrumpox, our 
D               B7
lovely Gonorrho-ea;
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   E7                               
 A7                Aaug
At least we both were lying, when we
 said that we were clear.

Verse 3:

    D                          
Our syphilic kisses, sealed the 
 A
secret of our tryst.
    A7                             
You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with 
  D                   D7
a quick flick of your wrist.
     G          G#dim      D     
Your Trichovagi-nitis sent 
          B7
shivers down my spine;
      E7                            
     A (N.C.)               Aaug
I got snail tracks in my anus, when 
your Spirochaetes met mine.

Chorus 1:

D                  
 Gonoccalurethritis, 
  E7
Streptocalbalinitis.
A7                 D           
 Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal 
B7    E7    A7
Cepha-litis.
D              E7
 Epididymitis, Interstitial 
Keratitis.
A7                          D    
 Syphilitic Choroiditis and 
    G Gm D
Anterior U-ve-itis.

Verse 4:

D                             A
 My clapped-out genitalia, is not so
 bad for me,
           A7                      
As the com-plete and utter failure,
       D             D7
 every time I try to pee.
   G              G#dim           
My doctor says my blue balls, are 
    D               B7
the worst he's ever seen.
   E7                               
A7                Aaug
My scrotum's painted orange, and my 
balls are turning green.

Verse 5:

D                                 
 My heart is very tender, though 
  A
my parts are awful raw.
    A7                           
You might have been infected, but 
     D            D7
you never were a bore.
    G             G#dim           
I'm dying of your love, my love; 
        D            B7
I'm your Spirochaetal clown.
     E7                             
    A7                           
Aaug
I've left my body to science, but 
I'm a-fraid they've turned it down.

Chorus 2:

D                  
 Gonoccalurethritis, 
  E7
Streptocalbalinitis.
A7                 D           
 Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal 
B7    E7    A7
Cepha-litis.
D              E7
 Epididymitis, Interstitial 
Keratitis.
A7                          D    
 Syphilitic Choroiditis and 
    G Gm    D
Anterior U-ve... itis.