Philosophers Song

D
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
                    A
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy 
beggar
                              D
Who could think you under the table

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David Hume could out-consume
                   G
Whilhelm Friedrich Hegel
    A
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
                           D
Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel
                A
There's nothin' Nieizsche couldn't 
teach ya

'Bout the raising of the wrist
            D        B7          
Socrates himself was permanently 
E7
pissed