Din-di-dong, din-di-dong, din-di-dong
Eh eh eh
Din-di-dong, din-di-dong, din-di-dong
Eh eh eh

Din-di-dong, din-di-dong, din-di-dong
Eh eh eh
Din-di-dong, din-di-dong, din-di-dong
Eh eh eh

Sawadeekrap, I love Thailand, Sawadeekrap
Land of smiles, happy happy Sawadeekrap
A cup, B cup, C cup, D cup
Wear condom, or doctor says: What's up?

Tom yang kung so delicious Sawadeekrap
Goong Chae Nam Pla aroy mak Sawadeekrap
Thai Ice Tea so sweet, it wakes me up
Diabetes served in a cup

Din-di-dong, din-di-dong, din-di-dong
Eh eh eh
Din-di-dong, din-di-dong, din-di-dong
Eh eh eh

Din-di-dong, din-di-dong, din-di-dong
Eh eh eh
Din-di-dong, din-di-dong, din-di-dong
Eh eh eh

My ex girlfriend Thai very pretty
But also little bit crazy
Sleep with scissors under the pillow
If I cheat she cut my wee wee!

So one day I woke up early
Took the scissors, I was scared you see
My penis was fearing for the worst
Before she cut mine, I cut hеrs first
(ahou!)

Din-di-dong, din-di-dong, din-di-dong
Eh eh eh
Din-di-dong, din-di-dong, din-di-dong
Eh eh eh

Din-di-dong, din-di-dong, din-di-dong
Eh eh eh