Keeping Up With The Joneses

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[Verse 1]
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Fat cats holding nothing back
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I’m on the fast track to a heart 
attack
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Losing my fucking mind
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Trying to keep up with the times
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Broke as hell, they won’t let me 
forget
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I’m facing 20 more years of student 
debt
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Thank god I got that degree
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Ain’t doing dick for me

[Chorus 1]
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All I wanted was a bed of roses
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My sorry ass got thorns
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Keeping up with the Joneses


[Verse 2]
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You got problems with your second 
house
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Well I got problems with my bank 
account
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You’re trying to renovate
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I need a sixth roommate

[Chorus 2]
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I ain’t bitching and moaning
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I’m just falling behind
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Keeping up with the Joneses

[Verse 3]
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I made my cellphone and car payment
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Then I went and spent all my food 
budget
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On a new tattoo
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But dammit, it looks cool

[Chorus 3]
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My grandma’s friends are staring 
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down their noses
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But we all have our own way
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Of keeping up with the Joneses

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Ain’t that the way life goes, yeah
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‘Til the day we die
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We’re keeping up with the Joneses