Lingo Politico

G C  G  C

G
I can't stop digging, I'm down in a 
hole
  C
I spent me dole on polish coal
  G
I tired of eatin' toast and beans,
         C
And that man at the door he's here 
to test me means.
  G                C   G   C
I hate politicians


[Verse 1]
G
I hate politicians and I can't think
 straight
C
I hate politicians and the state of 
the state
G                                 
They're putting all the poor out, 
C
they're putting on the weight
They better not come around to my 
C
front gate.
        D
I got a big Alsatian
     C
He's always waiting
  D
He doesn't hang about, he doesn't 
hesitate

C
Get him Satan, get him boy
   D
Go get him Satan, there's a good boy
G                  C
I hate politicians.
G                  C
I hate politicians.


[Verse 2]
C                                
They're going to do this, they're 
A
going to do that,
             C
They got the greedy little fingers 
in the pension pot.
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               A
You scratch my back and I'll scratch
 yours
D          C
Don't come canvasing to my front 
door

Bejaysus they'll talk alright.
They'll talk all day and they'll 
D
talk all night
 C                             G  
A bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla.
C  G   C



[Verse 3]
N.C
We'll be looking at ways we can 
better facilitate

The formulation of a coherent 
strategy

Designed to lead us into the future

With confidence in our proven 
ability to communicate

On a meaningful level in an open and
 fair transparent society

With front line facilities, roads 
and utilities,
Opening up new lines of enquiry 
                         D
about the possibility of em,

                G        C   G
Phasing out the elderly.


[Bridge]
C
Oh yep.
G
I hate politicians and I don't mind 
saying.
C                                 
They got the gall and the ball and
                   G
 the chain and the army
And the navy and the gravy and the 
               C
train and they try to sell us water
C                               D
And it's pissing down with rain.


[Verse 4]
C
I'm sorry now the ministers on 
holidays in Florida.
   A
He left my granny on a trolley in 
the corridor.
C
She's out there now bejaysus she's 
filling out forms
                              D
Do you share a bath with your spouse
 or your partner?
D
What sort of a question is that for 
me granny?
G                  C  G  C
I hate politicians.


[Verse 5]
(Muted chords)
G
We'll be doing our best to address 
the mess
C
Left for us by our predecessors.
G             C
Vote for him, vote for me.
G               C
Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-De


(louder)

[Otro]
G
I can't stop digging I'm down in a 
hole.
C
I spent me dole on polish coal.
G
I tired of eatin' toast and beans,
C
That man at the door he's here to 
test em means.
D                       G          G
Don't talk to me about politicians!