Beer Don't

Map dot, southern rock, buckshot, stop sign
Grizz pack, mantle rack, channel cat, trot line
Pipes ain't Bristol, but they're pretty loud though
'Round here, the Sun goes down slow
But beer don't

Home base, that's the party spot at the Walmart
Second base in the parkin' lot at the ballpark
Sweet cherry pie slice in the boondocks
Skillets and the engines and the women stay hot

But beer don't start nothin' but the party
Beer don't taste half as good in the city
Beer don't buzz with that hip-hop, 'cause
But it damn sure does with a little nitty gritty
Beer don't bust its ass Monday to Friday
Beer don't wanna sit in a glass, so slide it my way
We might drink way too many of 'em at the bar
People got their own opinion about how redneck we are
But beer don't

Big boss on your back, 'bout to get a cuss-out
Scopes off, low shot, didn't lay the buck down
Baby says bye and it down right breaks you
Hey, just remember when you think the world hates you

Beer don't start nothin' but the party
Beer don't taste half as good in the city
Beer don't buzz with that hip-hop, 'cause
But it damn sure does with a little nitty gritty
Beer don't bust its ass Monday to Friday
Beer don't wanna sit in a glass, so slide it my way
We might drink way too many of 'em at the bar
People got their own opinion about how redneck we are
But beer don't
No, beer don't

One beer, two beer, three beer, four
There's twenty more of 'em behind the fridge door
Five beer, six beer, seven beer, eight
You can keep count, but I'll tell you who ain't

Beer don't start nothin' but the party
Beer don't taste half as good in the city
Beer don't buzz with that hip-hop, 'cause
But it damn sure does with a little nitty gritty
Beer don't bust its ass Monday to Friday
Beer don't wanna sit in a glass, so slide it my way
We might drink way too many of 'em at the bar
People got their own opinion about how redneck we are
But beer don't
No, beer don't
Yeah, beer don't
But beer don't