Pregnant For The Last Time

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[Verse]
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Phlegm lapels for the last time
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Corn beef legs for the last time
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Oh, we're so glad
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That you've finally decided
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[Chorus]
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But then you see someone new
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And you want someone new
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So you have someone new
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I don't blame you
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We would all do the same as you
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If ever we had the nerve to


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Chips with cream for the last time
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The people's friend for the last 
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time
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Oh, we're so glad
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That you've finally decided
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Tiny striped socks for the last 
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time
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Pokes and prods for the last time
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And the doctor said
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"don't nod your head until june 
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!"


[Chorus]
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But then you see someone new
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And you want someone new
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So you have someone new
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I don't blame you
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We would all do the same as you
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If ever we had the chance to


[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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Sick at noon for the last time
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And who is going to clean up ?
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Would you be so kind ?
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Oh, everybody's staring
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At the strange clothes that you're 
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wearing


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Bad advice for the last time
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And people being nice for the very
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 first time
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Oh, we're so glad
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That you have   finally decided !