[Chorus A E B Such a little thing C#m A E B C#m such a little thing but the difference it made was grave [Verse A] G#m B there you go, wielding a bicycle chain C#m G#m B oh why won't you change? change and be nicer? [Chorus A] E B C#m A such a little thing, a gentle tone of kindness E B C#m or written words on paper -can you write? [Verse B] G#m B C#m how I love all of the very simple things of life (God's good air) G#m B C#m how I love all of the very simple things of life [Chorus B] E B C#m A such a little thing, a fumbling politeness, oh E B C#m G# oh the difference saved me [Faster part] E B A C#m wielding a bicycle chain – (why won’t you change?) E B A C#m G# "I WILL NOT CHANGE AND I WILL NOT BE NICE” [Rest] E B C#m Most people keep their brains between their legs [Break] Am Em Am Em Am Em B Am Em Am Em Am Em B G# [Verse C] E B Leave me alone I was only singing C#m A E B C#m Leave me alone because I... I was only singing E B Leave me alone I was only singing C#m G# Leave me alone you have just proved again [Rest] E B C#m Most people keep their brains between their legs