Problems

Ab                Fm
You and me, we're not the same
Gb             Fm
I am a sinner, you are a saint
Ab                 Fm
When we get to the pearly gates
Gb
You'll get the green light
Fm
I'll get the old door in the face

[Pre-chorus]
Db               Fm
    Doo-doo-doo
      E           Db
I'm a loser, a disgrace
N.C.
Yeah!

[Verse]
Ab                     Fm
I've found love in the strangest place
Gb                   Fm
Tied up and branded, locked in a cage
Ab                      Fm
I say I'm gonna stage a great escape
Gb                     Fm                           Db
Let loose and love all pent up and painfully out of place

[Pre-chorus]
            Fm
Doo-doo-doo
      E           Db
I'm a loser, a disgrace
         Fm             E          Db
You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face

[Hook]
     Bb                            B               C
I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot

[Chorus]
Db
I've got problems
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         Fm            Bb
Not just ones that are little
Db
It's those people problems
       Fm              Bb
That's something to consider
Fm                    Bb           Ab
    When you come for dinner at my place
                Fm
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
                Db
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
                Ab
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
N.C.
Yeah!

[Verse]
Ab                                 Fm
    I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames
Gb
    They get the ball on me
  N.C
I do forget the chains
N.C
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse]
Ab                    Fm
Some say strange be a stranger's game
Gb
Some go to baseball
Fm                                       Db
Some go debase a face they can't seem to save

[Pre-chorus]
            Fm
Doo-doo-doo
      E           Db
I'm a loser, a disgrace
         Fm            E           Db
You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face

[Hook]
     Bb                            B               C
I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot

[Chorus]
Db
I've got problems
         Fm            Bb
Not just ones that are little
Db
It's those people problems
       Fm              Bb
That's something to consider
Fm                    Bb         Ab
    When you come for dinner at my place

[Bridge]
Ab
    Woo!
B
    Yeah!
Gb Ab

Ab  B  Gb  Ab
               Hahahaha!

[Solo]
Db  Bb

[Other]
Db
I've got problems
         Fm            Bb
Not just ones that are little
Db
It's those people problems
       Fm              Bb
That's something to consider
Fm                    Bb
    When you come for dinner at my
Fm              Bb
Something to consider
Fm               Bb           Ab
When you come to dinner at my place