After School Special

Am        B
My mom is better than

C          F
Your mom, and your dad too.

Am           B
She knows nutrition well,

C           F
That's why I'm trim & lean!

             D
Because she cooks,

      C
She cleans,

      B
She lies,

      G#
She says...


I'm handsome!


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-cartoony interlude-


Am           B
Once dad hit me so hard,

C            F
Mom felt it on her cheek!

              D
Because she cooks,

      C
She cleans,

     B
She lies,

     G#
She says...


I am handsome! (That's right...)


-interlude-


Am          B
My mom is better than

C           F
Your mom, and your dad too.

Am                    B
She's there when she needs to be 
there,

C               F
That's why I'm here today!

             D
Because she cooks,

     C
She cleans,

     B
She lies,

     G#
She says...