Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend

Intro: D

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I still haven't found a girlfriend though I've tried a lot
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so can you help me please it's tougher than I thought.
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The odds are pretty good but the goods are pretty odd
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still at this point I'd take anything you've got.
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You see this all the time nice girls in love with jerks
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what could they be thinking tell me how it works.
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If I've got some problems well I wouldn't be the first
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but the ones I have in mind are even worse


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and ev-en Hitler had a girlfriend who he could always call
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who'd always be there for him in spite of all his faults.
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He was the worst guy ever reviled and despised
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even Hitler had a girlfriend so why can't I?
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Why can't I?


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life is full of contradictions hard to understand
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and for every happy woman there's a lonely man.
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Nixon had his puppy Charles Manson had his clan
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but God forbid that I get a girlfriend.

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Ev-en Hitler had a girlfriend who he could call his own
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to sweeten days of bitterness and feeling all alone.
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I'm not as bad as Hitler but it doesn't mean a thing since they'd
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rather be with Hitler more than me I don't see why
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they'd rather be with
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Hitler more than me.