King Dork

B                          
I don't have much to offer or 
E       F#
anything at all
B                                
I look like death warmed over 
E          F#
you're like a living doll
B            E                   
Okay, I may be the worst that you
      B
 have seen

[Chorus 1]

B                     E          
But I'm King Dork and I want you 
   F#    B        E       B       F#
to be my queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o
B        G#           E         
I'm King Dork and I want you to 
F#    B    E B
be my Queen

[Verse 2]

B                                 
You're too dear to put a price on 
E          F#
and when I talk to you
B                             E  
You're more than Monty Python, 
            F#
Star Trek, or Dr. Who
B                       E        
You're much more than MST3K or 
     B
D&D yeah

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[Chorus 2]

B                     E           
But I'm King Dork and I want you 
 F#       B     E     B        F#
to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o
B        G#       E             
I'm King Dork and I want you to 
F#        B          E   B
be with me-e-e-e-e

[Bridge]

C#          F#         G#       
Once you get used to it Maybe 
     F#             B
you can love me just a little bit
B                      F#
Would that be such a catastrophe?
C#             F#                 
So don't start screaming yet, just
G#                    D#          
 lower your standards and get set
C# B B

B                            F#
Whatever it takes, however it has to
 be

[Break]

B E B F# (x2)

[Verse 3]

B                               E
Those other girls can't stand me 
               F#
there's none as fair as you
B                         E      
But if they see you and me It 
     F#
might embarass you
B                 E              
So we'll go where they will never 
B
see you

[Chorus]

B                    E            
But I'm King Dork and I want you 
 F#      B     E     B        F#
to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o
B        G#       E             
I'm King Dork and I want you to be 
F#
my
B        G#       E             
I'm King Dork and I want you to be 
F#
my
B        G#       E             
I'm King Dork and I want you to 
F#    B    E B
be my Queen