Astrovan

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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Angels smoking cigarettes on 
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rooftops in fishnets in the
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Morning with the moon still glowing
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And here comes Jesus in an Astrovan
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 rolling down the strip again
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He's stoned while Jerry plays

[Chorus]
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He said life ain't ever what it 
seems
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These dreams are more than paper 
things
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But it's alright mama you're afraid
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I'll be poor along the way
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But I don't wanna see those tears 
again
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You know, Jesus drives an Astrovan
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Yes, he does (I say, "whoooooooo")

[Verse 2]
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And in my heart there's a holy 
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ghost writhing on the floor from an 
overdose
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You know the best ones never come 
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down
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So if I love at the tip of my toes 
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reaching out for the great unknown
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Every addict has illusions

[Chorus]
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Life ain't ever what it seems
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These dreams are more than paper 
things
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And it's alright mama you're afraid
Em
I'll be poor along the way
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But I don't wanna see those tears 
again
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You know Jesus drives an Astrovan
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Yes, he does (I say, "whoooooooo)
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     (it's true... yeah)

[Bridge]
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And when I see those angels on the 
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roof I know I've made it when my
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Doobie smoking Jesus puts my name up
 on his guestlist
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He said son you're famous in heaven
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Maybe you're famous in heaven
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And maybe there is no heaven
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And maybe we're all along together 
now
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And I don't wanna see those tears 
again
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You know Jesus drives an Astrovan
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[Other]
D      Em     D    Em
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And I don't wanna see those tears 
again
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You know Jesus drives an Astrovan