Talking To Wrong Man

E                     A
Hey daddy, I've got a problem
     B                             
Last night I took my girlfriend for
   E    B
 a ride
        E                   A
And the way she touched my hand dad
  B                             E
I got this funny feeling deep inside
                        A
So I leaned over and I kissed her
   B                         E   B
I put my arms around her and then
         E                   A
Well she reached out and she slapped
 me
    B                              
She said, "You're just like all the
      E
 other men"

[Chorus]
           C#m            G#m
Son you're talking to the wrong man
       A     E         F#m       
If you wanna know what girls are 
C#m  B
all about
        E              A
You're talking to the wrong man
B                                 
Still ain't got your mama figured 
E
out

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F                         Bb
By the way son, I've got a problem
  C                               
I wonder could you talk with me a 
F    C
while
         F                    Bb
You see lately your mama she ignores
 me
C                              F
Hardly ever gives me a little smile
So I was thinkin' maybe you could 
Bb
show me
     C                             
The way you younger fellas comb 
  F   C
your hair
        F                 Bb
Think I need to change my style son
          C                        
Could you show me something really 
        F
cool to wear?

(chorus: Dad you're talkin'....still
 ain't got my girlfriend...)

           Dm            Am
Dad you're talking to the wrong man
       Bb     F         Gm       
If you wanna know what girls are 
Dm  C
all about
        F              Bb
You're talking to the wrong man
C                           
Still ain't got my girlfriend 
          F
figured out

    F#                   B
So I guess we'll just go fishin'
         Db                        
Or maybe head out to that old gold 
         F#   Db
course today
         F#                    B
When our buddies ask us about women
  Db                              
I think I know exactly what we'll 
F#
say

            D#m            Bbm
Boys you're talking to the wrong man
       B     F#         G#m      
If you wanna know what girls are 
D#m  Db
all about
        F#              B
You're talking to the wrong man
Db                                 
Still ain't got them women figured 
F#
out
Db                                 
Still ain't got them women figured 
F#
out